OK, I’m all published out.  Everything I’ve written as a novel that I personally thought was good enough to publish is now published.
Today, I’m proud to announce the publication of my latest fiction novel:
UNDERCOVER TRUCKER: How I Saved America by Truckin’ Towels for the Taliban.
Synopsis: Billy Big Rig has lived his life on “The [...]

Well, kids, I know where I’m going when I die.  I’m not talking about anything supernatural or metaphysical… I’m talking about the physical reality of death and what’s gonna happen to this old, Parky body of mine.
I MAY be coming to a Medical School near YOU!
That’s right, boys and girls.  My body, my Earthly remains, [...]

A Political Satire by Bill Schmalfeldt (2004)
With the Vice President’s recent death and President DeWitt’s health worsening by the day, the precarious balance of power between the Democratic President and a Republican-controlled Congress has moved to the right. Albert Wantner, the politically shrewd Speaker of the House, will ascend to the Presidency if the [...]

Even now as I search for an agent or a publisher for my latest novel, “Deep Brain Diary — My Life as a Guy with Parkinson’s Disease and Brain Surgery Volunteer,” I see that I am already immortal.
When I first heard of “Google Books”, I knew their aim was to ensure that they had practically [...]

Oh, how conservatives hate government spending.  It’s all you hear from the conservatives and their teabagger ilk!  Cut gubbermint spending!  Quit bankrupting our childrens’ future!  No more socialism!  No more taxes!  Cut Spending!  Cut Spending!  Cut Spending.  Conservatives really HATE “big government” and want to cut spending on it…
Except…
Rank-and-file conservatives actually like big government. [...]

The Snowicane. Not Much Snow, but OY! The WIND! Here in Elkridge, looks like we’re gonna dodge a bullet. Sorta. They lifted the winter storm watch and replaced it with a winter weather advisory here in central Maryland. The heaviest blitz of snow will be north of here, in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York and New England, where they will not only get the high winds, but upwards of 24-inches of snow.

Still, AccuWeather is saying it’s gonna be windier than a cheese eater’s colon here in the Balt-Wash area. Steady winds of 30-40 mph with gusts up to 60.

The Food and Drug Administration has approved the use of a new weapon in the arsenal to be used against early Parkinson’s disease.