The Stimulus Hypocrite’s Hymn
by Bill Schmalfeldt
The stimulus is fascist.
The stimulus is socialist.
The stimulus is unAmerican.
Now cut me a check for the folks back home!
The stimulus is unconstitutional.
The stimulus is wrecking the economy.
The stimulus means the end of freedom.
Now take my picture with the oversized check!
The stimulus will never get my support.
The stimulus is a dismal failure and will never work.
The stimulus won’t create a single job.
Now give me some so I can get our construction programs going!
The stimulus is ruining the nation.
The stimulus is selling us out to the Chinese.
The stimulus is bankrupting our grandchildrens’ future.
Now fork some over so I can build some schools!
The stimulus won’t create a single job.
The stimulus will wreck small businesses.
The stimulus will cause the death of our infrastructure.
Now let’s cut the ribbon on this bridge the stimulus built!
The stimulus will anger the voters.
The stimulus will bring down Obama.
The stimulus will bring down the Democrats.
Now watch as I take credit for the good it did.
NOW TAKE MY POLL!
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