The Stimulus Hypocrite’s Hymn
by Bill Schmalfeldt
The stimulus is fascist.
The stimulus is socialist.
The stimulus is unAmerican.
Now cut me a check for the folks back home!
The stimulus is unconstitutional.
The stimulus is wrecking the economy.
The stimulus means the end of freedom.
Now take my picture with the oversized check!
The stimulus will never get my support.
The stimulus is a dismal [...]
Progressive agenda? What happened?
It’s your fault.
It’s not my fault.
It’s your fault.
I couldn’t be more upset about this.
You let us down by not being doing the thing I wanted you to do.
You let us down by criticizing our leader for not doing enough.
You’re giving aid and comfort to the enemy when you support bipartisanship.
You’re helping the [...]
Bye-Bye Bayh!
Sen. Evan Bayh (D-Indiana) has decided he doesn’t like the politics game anymore, so he’s going home.
Sen. Evan Bayh, D-Indiana, announced Monday afternoon that he will not seek a third term in the Senate – a major blow to Democrats worried about losses in the looming midterm elections.
“Congress is not operating as [...]
Sometimes a girl needs a little help remembrin’ stuff. And when you’re flush from a full day of mocking President Obama for, among other things, using a teleprompter when giving speeches, sometimes when you’re being asked pre-approved questions at a scripted Q-n-A, you gotta just go back to the old fashioned way of cheating and [...]
Last night, so I’m told, President Obama delivered his first State of the Union address. I didn’t watch it. I was in bed, like most sensible Americans should be at 9 p.m. (Jesus, I’m so old…)
I figgered I could get up in the morning and see what the pundits had to say about it, as [...]
When President George W. Bush was handed a stunning defeat in 2006, losing both houses of the Congress to the Democrats, he told the voters, “I heard your message, and I’m going to listen to you.”
Then… he increased our presence in Iraq, which was the reason he LOST both houses of Congress.
President Obama needs to [...]





