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I’m looking for book reviewers.  If you have semi-decent writing skills (and could write a good book report in school), I’d be happy to e-mail you a review copy of either of my new books, “Deep Brain Diary” or “Hunky Dunk.”

If you prefer a light hearted comedy (and don’t have a problem with the occasional dirty word or two), I would recommend “Hunky Dunk.”

If you’re a big-time fan of this blog and would like to read the story from start to finish (with the occasional dirty word or two), I would recommend “Deep Brain Diary.”

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Last Updated on Thursday, 11 March 2010 10:29

Had quite a disturbing episode of chest congestion last night.  I have this damn post nasal drip all day, I’m having trouble swallowing this excess saliva I produce, so by the evening my chest sounds like a baby’s rattle.

Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

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Last Updated on Friday, 26 February 2010 08:30

My Dream Life is FAR More Interesting Than Reality!

Let me start by reminding new readers that vivid dreaming is part and parcel of the Parkinson’s experience.  Every now and then, I have a dream that is sufficiently weird to where I like to share it with my readers.

OK, so I find myself in a hotel in midtown Manhattan.  I have an appointment in the morning at Sirius Satellite Radio where a pal of mine from my XM days is supposed to meet me and get me in for an interview for a program director’s job.

I get there early and since I no longer have an XM ID badge, have to be buzzed in.  They tell me to wait in this side room with a bunch of empty tables and chairs, so I do.

A few minutes later, a lady walks in and tells me that she told someone else HE had the first interview.  Only, she was interviewing people to make waffles in the cafeteria, not for a program director position.  So, I had to leave the room.

I went back out to the lobby and checked my cell phone for messages from my friend to see why he was late.  Not a word.

So, I left and went back to work at a radio station in West Bend, Wisconsin where I worked part-time in the early 90s.  I had the overnight shift, and they had done some sort of restructuring to the studio.  The microphone, tape players, turntables and all that were gone.  There was easy-listening music playing, and there was a list of the songs being played taped to the front of a machine.  But there was no way for a live announcer to interact with the music.  All I could do was sit there.

Then, in the early morning, staff started to arrive.  I tried telling the General Manager that there would soon be dead air because the last few songs on the list were playing and I had no idea where to find another tape — or whatever it was — that was playing.  He ignored me.

The station engineer showed up, only he was another friend of mine from my XM days.  I told him the same thing, and he went into his desk drawer and pulled out a bunch of charts and schematics so he could figure out what to do.

The last song finished, followed by dead air.  “There’s your dead air,” I announced to no one in particular.  I went outside to my car to drive home.

That’s when a border collie nudged my bed and started whining because it was nearly 6 am and she hadn’t been in the yard since 1.

Once again, reality intrudes.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 3 March 2010 11:58

(Unlike the Elephant Allegory, this is an ACTUAL dream)

I was a corpsman at Bethesda Naval Hospital, and I wanted the base newspaper to run a classified ad letting folks know about this website.  This one.  The one you are reading now.  Yeah, I was a corpsman in Bethesda 36 years ago, but I still had this website.  Go fig.

Anyhoo…

I went down to the Public Affairs Office and asked to see “Donna” who ran the base newspaper.  She was just about to leave for the day, so I told her this was something we could talk about tomorrow.  She said she had time, and we went into her office.

“I wanna show you something,” she said and she pointed to a small room with a chair and what looked like photographic equipment.  Sort of like one of those photo booth things you see at “Glamour Shots” or something like that.  I had a seat, because it was obvious she wanted to show off her new equipment and I could tell her that I only wanted a classified ad, not a display ad, after the demonstration.

These two glass discs on metal arms pressed against my cheeks.  I could see myself in a mirror, and the discs lit up as they pulled my lips into a smile.  Then, two robotic arms holding a harmonica came down.  The harmonica was pressed into my lips.  “Now, blow,” Donna said.  I did, but could only get a feeble reedy discordant sound out of the thing.

“I have Parkinson’s,” I said, “so I’m not able to blow as hard.”

“It’s gonna stay there until you blow a perfect ‘D’,” she said.

Then, I woke up.

I dream the neatest stuff, don’t I?

I remember various other snippets from earlier in the night, mostly seeming to have to do with traveling somewhere by airplane… but nothing I can put together into an actual narrative.  The one I described is the last one I had before getting up.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 3 March 2010 11:59

We were watching Olbermann last night, and he played a clip of noted drug-using racist Rush Limbaugh telling his listeners that it was a bad idea to donate money to charities to be used for relief in Haiti.

In his office, sipping a martini, my stepson TJ heard the remark.  A few seconds later, he popped into the living room.

“F*ck that fatass,” he said.  “I just donated $25 to the Red Cross.”

Both Gail and I told him how proud we are to have raised a son with such a good heart.

You can donate $10 by texting 9-0-9-9-9 — every little bit helps.  Do it now!

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Last Updated on Sunday, 31 January 2010 08:47