From the category archives:

Family Life

My Old Man was a Giant!

by Parky Bill on June 20, 2010

Crying Baby Saves My Niece’s Life!

by Parky Bill on June 19, 2010

A Quick Note to the Universe…

by Parky Bill on June 18, 2010

Welcome to the Elkridge Horror

by Parky Bill on May 29, 2010

Lamentations of a Pork Glutton

by Parky Bill on May 24, 2010

Six Hours on the Grill and Smoker

by Parky Bill on May 23, 2010

The New Fridge Is Here!!!

by Parky Bill on May 23, 2010

Hey! A New Fridge!

by Parky Bill on May 22, 2010

Leftover Effluvia from Saturday

by Parky Bill on May 16, 2010

Meet My Wii Mii!

by Parky Bill on May 15, 2010

All the junk in here that I wrote and is not otherwise attributed is MINE! MINE! MINE! And it is protected by all applicable copyright laws, which means -- other than reprinting in small hunks for the purpose of a review or fair use -- you gotta get my permission first! And I'm usually pretty cool about that. So don't let me catch you ripping me off. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad. I'm slow. But I'm RELENTLESS!