Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 | Posted by Bill Schmalfeldt

Sometimes the Jokes Write Themselves!

This photograph was taken at a Sarah Palin rally as she stumps for Texas Governor (and fellow attractive dumbass) Rick Perry.

(And if I have to tell you what’s wrong with this sign, chances are YOU were “homescholed” TOO!)

And yet, the pundits say we should be cautious as we point to the intellectual deficit inherent in Caribou Barbie and those who support her. Part of her appeal is, frankly, that she appeals to idiots. She appeals to the dumbasses whose whole worldview ends at their own city or county limits. The so-called “Real Americans.” She went to five different colleges, and people APPLAUD when she mocks the “Harvard-educated” and “intellectuals”. She appeals to the guy who goes to work five days a week, has a wife who stays home (cuz no wife-a MINE is gonna git a job!), has five or six kids around the house (cuz God says birth control is ABORTION), who doesn’t really care for people who are darker than the subtle hue of red on the back of his neck, who thinks President Obama is “uppity” and “ain’t really no citizen anyway” and besides, “ACORN STOLE the election.”

The pundits caution that mocking these people, calling them the anti-intellectual, anti-intelligence, anti-curious, anti-everything-what-ain’t-white-AMERICA, will cause them to RISE UP and COALESCE around Caribou Barbie or any number of the OTHER teabag sucking right wing politicians who are only too happy to pretend that THEY are stupid TOO, and it’s the SMART people, the BRAINIACS, the KNOW-IT-ALLS who think they’re BETTER than “we” are who are the CAUSE of all these problems.

The pundits fear that there are enough of these developmentally-disabled Americans to make Sarah Palin a force in American politics instead of just the carnival show that she is.

I hope the pundits are wrong. GOD, how I hope they’re wrong!